You can't f*ck It Up— Turn 2025 Shit into 2026 Gold
Live 2-Day Workshop to OWN 2026 • Replay Included
Wolf Super Moon Kickoff
Manifestation • Astrology • Psychology
Manifestation is what happens when desire, timing, and action are aligned.
If 2025 felt like it:
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drained you
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humbled you
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cracked your confidence
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forced you to let go of plans you really believed in
...Basically made you feel like you were in a rip tide you couldn't escape.
You didn’t fail.
You were moving through an ending cycle.
And here’s the part that matters now:
👉 2026 is not an ending year.
👉 It’s a beginning year — fast, catalytic, and decisive.
Which means this:
You don’t need to recover.
You need to orient.
Because once this year starts moving, it moves quickly.
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“You Can’t Fuck This Up” Isn’t Pressure. It’s Relief
This isn’t:
- “Do everything perfect in 2026” (gross & boring)
- “Hustle harder” (ain't no one's nervous system have time for that)
- "Mask more so your freak flag can appear beige" (Can we do away with beige this year?)
It’s this:
You can’t fuck this up because the energy is finally on your side after a year of chaos — if you know how to work with it.
This workshop exists to show you how.
That’s manifestation — without the delusion.
THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO REWRITE THE SCRIPT FOR 2026.
Includes:
2 Day Workshop
Join me live on zoom for a 2 day event! Both calls approx 2 hours!
Replay!
Replay will be sent out in an email with both recordings within 24 hours of the completion of the SECOND live zoom.
Roadmap for 2026
Receive an astrology and psychology backed framework to kick ass in 2026 while setting up your wildest manifestations to come true.
Workbook
If you know you know. My workbooks are EPIC. Receive a brand new one for 2026. Your Survival Guide is awaiting.
Manifestation, but Make it Real
This ain't your mamas vision board class...
If you have ever been to a live event with me you know why it's called "Real Life Hogwarts".
This is strategic astrology and mindset asskickery for people who want traction and who want to reach BIG goals in 2026.
This is for you if:
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You’re done “integrating lessons”
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You want movement — not chaos
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You feel ready, but you refuse to burn out
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You know 2026 is a window, not a wait
You don’t need to know astrology.
You just need to be honest about wanting your life to move forward.
Most people struggle because they:
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Set goals without understanding the year they’re in
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Mistake emotional readiness for strategic timing
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Push through exhaustion instead of redirecting effort
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Try to manifest without clarity or containment
Your Can't F*ck It Up gives you:
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The astrological & numerology context of 2026
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The psychological orientation to perceive opportunity
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The strategic framework to move decisively
This isn’t hype.
It’s leverage....
... With a bit of asskickery.
The Wolf Super Moon
We are meeting on the Wolf Super Moon. The first full moon of 2026.
This moon is tied to:
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Leadership
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Instinct
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Choosing direction
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Reclaiming momentum
Legend has it the Wolf Moon is called this due to the Wolves howling in hunger in January. After the 2025 Snake year I have no doubt we are all hungry for more...
Peace.
Money.
Love.
Health.
Purpose.
Just f*cking more.
This isn’t about setting intentions and hoping.
It’s about deciding:
“This is what moves forward with me.”
That choice changes everything.
Day 1: Clarity through Astrology
Manifestation through orientation
This is where the fog lifts.
You’ll learn:
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What kind of year 2026 actually is
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Why clarity reshapes what you notice and choose
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How your internal language creates external results
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Why vague goals quietly sabotage momentum
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How confidence returns when direction is clear
What changes:
The pressure eases.
The noise quiets.
You stop second-guessing yourself & start becoming the conscious creator of your life.
Day 2: Directed Manifestation
Turning desire into results
This is where movement begins.
You’ll learn:
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How to set goals that match Fire Horse energy (stop telling yourself you don't want it...)
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Desire vs. impulse (a BIG distinction in fast years)
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How timing multiplies effort
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When to initiate and when to refine
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How aligned action makes progress inevitable
What changes:
You stop circling.
You start moving.
Momentum replaces exhaustion.
What You Walk Away With
✔ A clear astrological map for working with 2026
✔ Relief from the pressure of “figuring it all out”
✔ A grounded approach to manifestation that works
✔ Strategic timing you’ll use all year
✔ One clear direction that actually feels doable
This is how you stop wasting energy — and start seeing results.
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Lock It In
CHOOSE WHAT WORKS FOR YOU
You’re manifesting every second of the day. There’s no off switch.
And in a Fire Horse year?
Everything is louder. Faster. More decisive.
The real question for 2026 isn’t can you manifest -
it’s whether you’re doing it on purpose.
If you want it, that’s good enough for me.
Desire is data.
Let’s harness the Wolf Moon, set direction early,
and make sure you’re moving with the year — not scrambling to catch up.
THIS IS WHAT YOU"VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
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